Our friend James St. James gets a lot of interesting emails. The latest is from pretty boy Tim from Texas who's looking to make his big break into modeling and acting.
"From: Tim XXXXXXX
Date: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:31:44 AM America/Los_Angeles
To: jsj@XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: My name is TIM XXXXXXX
Hey my name is Tim XXXXXX I dont know who to talk to I am not sure if I am looking in the right place but I want to be an actor or model I always wanted to be one. I would like to do anything with modeling or acting I am in high school right now.
There is nothing in my family so I really dont know who to talk to .My brother thinks I cant be a model or an actor but I think I can be both so I think hes wrong. I am only 18 and I think I can be a really good model and actor . I really need help to get started so pleas help me I wanna be a model and actor really bad I live in Texas right now so there is not really anything out here I want somebody to help me really bad so please give me a chance if ur not looking for models or actors please send this to someone that is looking for models and actors.
Can u please find somebody for me I dont know who to talk to i need help so please help me.
Thank you for reading this I hope u can help me"

If that wasn't enough to break your lil' ol' heart, read on:
"From: Tim XXXXXXX
Date: Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:30:12 AM America/Los_Angeles
To: jsj@XXXXXXXXX
Subject: Tim XXXXXX
Hey I wanted to know if yall know anybody I can email about modeling . When I sent the note I thought yall would never read it but thank you alot for looking at it. Can yall please send my pic to anybody that is looking for modeling I would love that I need help really bad i have no money so i have no way of paying to get started and I would love it if u can help me... I got to go now email me back if yall know some people I can talk to .
Thank you"

So if anyone out there can help Tim get an acting or modeling job, or teach him how to use punctuation, email us here at phototopia, and we'll get the word to him.